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Ghost Stroller

It’s a  mystery, but not to us.  A stroller, painted chalk white, appeared chained to a sign at Union and Sixth Avenue in Park Slope.  (Stroller culture fans — there are more than one, aren’t there? — know that Park Slope is upscale stroller heaven, and in Brooklyn.  New York.)

The ghostly nature of the modified stroller seems to reference bicycle memorials that have appeared in recent years in various cities, but according to a  NYT article about the spectral stroller, there’s no evidence that any babies died at this particular intersection.

“Every day my kids say, ‘What does that mean? Did a baby die?’ ” said Lauren Abrams, a midwife who lives on Union Street and was chatting with Mr. Rudnick and Ms. Bernstein. “Usually I cop out and say I don’t know what it is.”

“We don’t know what it is!” Mr. Rudnick reminded her.

Well, we at Pram Watch most certainly know “what it is”.  “It” is an Inglesina Zippy, an excellent stroller by any measure.

What does it mean symbolically?  The NYT article speculates:

.  .  .  the ghost stroller, in its bulk, feels more like an assault, possibly a deliberate upending of the Park Slope dream of better parenting through good taste.

Pram Watch does not hesitate to point out how misguided this sentence is.  It is not possible to associate “bulk” with an Inglesina Zippy; it is the leanest possible machine.  “Upending” of parental good taste?  Nonsense; if anything this piece immortalizes the good taste and sensible consumerism manifest in the choice of the practical Zippy as an infant cart.

Pram Watch does not claim to comprehend any greater symbolism incarnated here, but we humbly suggest that perhaps it’s the stroller, itself, that has died, and the flowers simply a tribute to a beloved workhorse, now removed forever from service.

Or maybe it’s just “art”.  For sure, deep colors look cool against matte white.  However, we disapprove; destruction of a fine pushchair in the name of art is never acceptable.  The “assault” here is upon a fine, wholly innocent, stroller.

Via daddytypes, who rightfully calls out the NYT for its reporter’s exemplary use of the word  “etiolated”

Image from Fucked in Park Slope (“Serving Park Slope since the great depression of 2008″), which credits @aboutmattlaw (but offers no link)

And special thanks to Cully

Update:  NYT gets the story on the 16th, Gothamist reports the stroller trashed — trashed!!!! — on the 17th.  Sic transit gloria.

Worth A Thousand Words

. . . or a thousand dollars, anyway. Why you might pay a huge amount of money for an eccentric modern stroller:

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No, it’s not the trophy moms. It’s that high, conversational observation seat for the toddler, and the ability to hoist the infant above the worst of the automotive exhaust.  Not to mention how nicely it keeps umbrella spokes and briefcase edges out of baby eyes, while at the same time offering the occupant a view of more than an endless sea of  adult knees.

You rock, Xplory — too bad you don’t do it for, say, a mere 500 bucks, instead of a thousand big ones.

Activism, Pram-Style

Abandoned prams worry us here at Pram Watch, so you can imagine our concern when images like the one below came to our attention.  However, no prams were hurt during the experiment, and babies may have been helped, in the cosmic sense.  So we’re totally on board, after all.  This is a picture of people responding (and not) to the wails of a crying baby, which are emanating from the blue pram:

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Only there’s no baby.  That pram is “UNICEF blue”, and inside is a sound system, hollering away.  It’s an campaign, apparently from last winter (March 2009) ,  meant to raise awareness, in Finland, of UNICEF’s commitment to children.  Concerned passersby who peeked into the unattended prams (there apparently were 15 of them, scattered across the country) saw a note:  ““By supporting UNICEF anyone can be a mother to them, for just a moment” (or something like that — I’m in no position to parse Finnish).

Interesting experiment, no?  Apparently no one tracked bystander involvement, because that wasn’t the point, but at least one blog reported (yeah, this is all hearsay, since, as noted above, I can’t read Finnish) that

Media and public reaction was overwhelming. They flooded all the major TV, radio and web news. Estimated media reach was over 80% of Finnish population after 2 days.

80% of the population?!  Those are better-than-super-bowl numbers!   Would it work in the USA?  I think not.   I’m guessing that Finns are more likely to check on crying infants who have apparently been abandoned in the snow.  I’m thinking it’s a smaller, friendlier place.  And a colder one.

See the movie!

Read a slightly snarky take here. Everybody’s a critic.

Lost In Translation

Speaking of language issues, are we talking drool or basketball here?  Meet the  Aprica Dribble:

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At one time,  Aprica sold the sleekest, lightest, and most expensive of the sleek, light  Japanese strollers available in the United States.  Back in the days when Concorde (the plane) was new, Mini-Concord (the Aprica)  was the sexiest stroller you could buy; the Concorde name implied luxury and exclusivity.

Aprica withdrew from the USA market quite a few years ago, but is still going strong in Japan, though perhaps whatever naming convention is currently in use could use some tweaking.  Remember when Chevy marketed the No-va (“it doesn’t go”) in Mexico?  I’m thinking the Dribble is following in that tradition.

Meltdown City, Maclaren Style

OK, let’s just get it over with.  Pram Watch goes on hiatus, and the world implodes:  Maclaren recalls a decade’s worth of strollers!  Apparently we’re all over that now, but just a few pithy observations before we move on:

1.  Any place you have two metal pieces rotating across each other you have a possible pinching/amputation/hurty hazard. Doesn’t everyone learn this by age 5?

2.  Strollers and prams are replete with pinching hazards.  Along with many other common objects, like doors, kitchen cabinets and drawers.  (Where’s the outrage?  Where’s the floor-to-ceiling flap to keep little fingers out of the gap on the hinge side of the door?  I smell a legal opportunity here.)

3. It’s dumb to learn to use a new stroller when there is a baby or toddler nearby.  Folding, clipping, braking, adjusting, etc. can be (and generally are) confusing and messy.  A smart parent leaves the kid out of it, and risks damaging only him/herself, at least at first.  D’oh.  What exactly do you expect to happen if you are frantically shopping for a new Maclaren with your two-year-old in tow?  Is she going to self-entertain while you and the salesperson put the buggy through its paces?  I think not.  Or if she does, perhaps you should expect that she may lose a fingertip or at least end up in  a little tiny bit of trouble in the process.

4.  Even when you know how to use it, it’s dumb to fold a stroller when you’ve got a toddler near enough to get caught in it.  D’oh, redux.  It’s not possible to prevent every accident, but, yes, trying to IS your job.  The statistics suggest that owners of approximately 999,988 of the one million strollers in question did just that.  Otherwise, we’d all be hysterical about the 1 million finger pinches that were totally  Maclaren’s fault.

5.  A million strollers sold, approximately 12 reported cases of pinched fingers or tip amputations; about a one-in-eight-thousand instance of injury.  Kid population of UK:  14.8 million, 1,500 reported cases of childhood cancer:  about a one-in-nine-thousand instance.  Cancer you can’t prevent; digits pinched are generally  avoidable (and usually are avoided!).  This was not a cause for hysteria, people.

6.  Been to a Toys R Us, Walmart, or Target lately?  Millions and millions of cheap, shoddy strollers have this same hinge, yet they haven’t been recalled, no fix has been ordered by the CPSC, and I’m not seeing any outrage over them.  I’m guessing that this has something to do with 1) the relative sophistication of Maclaren owners (read:  “we can sue”) and 2) cheap stroller = low expectations, expensive stroller = see item 1).

Just for completeness sake, let’s take a look at the critical fix.  It’s a fabric guard, held in place with velcro and zippers:

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Pretty clever, actually.  And totally dumb and unnecessary.

Did you order yours?  Did you install it?  Do you suppose that the hysterical owners of all million strollers ordered the covers and installed them?  Two months after the impassioned response to the recall, how many covers do you suppose are still in place on the Maclarens in question?  How many will still be in use a year from now?  Prediction:  very few, folks.

Hysteria’s easy; follow-through is another matter.  Anybody in New York right now?  I’d love a quick survey from someone on the street.  How many Macs-on-the-hoof have got that cute little sleeve over the bending parts?

Enough of that.  It’s a new year; we can (blessedly) move on.

Beetle Buggy

Meet the Combi auto4cas.  It’s got everything:  reversible handle, four-wheel swivel (or not) wheels, a killer boot, a hood like a carapace:

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And even a bow on top:

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Just kidding about the bow; it’s actually a rolled-up window flap.  But doesn’t it look like something Hello Kitty would wear?

Sadly, you can’t buy this baby  in the USA.  But if you could, your kid would probably be safe in a blizzard.

More at  Combi Japan (well, if you read Japanese, that is)

Flat As A Pancake, But More Useful

New Zealander Steven Procter designs pulpits and lecterns for churches, but in 2007 he won the design report award for “Newcomer of the Year” at Milan’s Salone Satellite.  He won, in part, for this sleek and simple stroller:

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It’s probably not much on shock-absorption, but minimalism doesn’t get much better than this.   Even better, it folds thin enough to fit in a New York apartment:

sprct-pshchr-fldNot to mention that it stands alone, too.

The award announcement says that “he designed an all in one high chair, pram, cot, changing table and clothes horse which can be folded away and easily transported” but this seems to be a translation error.  It looks as if Procter designed an impressive number of  nursery iems that can be flat-folded — not one item that converts to many.  Which in no way reduces the cool factor.

Via:  kidsmodern

Stroller, Done Trikely

Yesterday’s trike too pricey?  From Troikar, of  South Korea (“actually  manufacturing is made in China”):

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I’m thinking that the front bar lifts up and back in the stroller configuration.   (I’m seeing a handle folded down on the side next to the seat.)

Looks like swivel wheels under that industrial-strength cowcatcher footrest, but are the huge front duallies on the trike, stroller tires?  If so, awesome!

Baby seat located between front 2 wheels and possible seat the baby on it.  This can be transformed to shopping tricycle, baby stroller, folding bicycle apartly.

450 to 600 USD, FOB Incheon or Busan.  Minimum order quantity 200.

Source:  Alibaba.com

Taga: A Trike For The Uber-Geek

It’s a stroller!  It’s a trike!  It’s all things to all men (and women)!.  Ah, those wacky Dutch.  For a mere $3,000 (USD) or so, you can purchase “continuity”:

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For Taga, no location is impossible, no change a hassle. Whether indoors or out, on the bus, train or elevator, Taga is effortlessly transformed to suit any location to offer seamless mobility. We at Taga simply call it continuity. This is the limitless liberty a parent enjoys all day, leaving home with a single vehicle while enjoying quality time with their child at all times.

The Taga converts, seemingly endlessly (and, apparently, without adding or removing parts).  True geeks, click on the “conversion” link on the Taga website and click through the process.  It’s acrobatic genius!

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You ride together to the train station, convert Taga to a stroller and jump on the train. When reaching the central station, you convert Taga again to a bike and ride to the city park.

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And that’s only the beginning.  Go to the site.  You’ll be amazed.  Yes, we’re mad about the idea, but, let’s face it, the cost is horrendous, and the utility dubious.  Unless it’s your primary vehicle, of course.  Then it’s a deal.

Wierdly, there are dozens and dozens of pictures on the site, but there does not seem to be a  single uncluttered shot  that shows the trike in use, with kid installed, with both front wheels completely visible.  There does appear to be a gent in a business suit who is riding in the stroller – but you can’t actually see the Taga in the picture.   Go figure.

Robot Buggy

“Bomo, the world first indoor Robot Baby Carriage.” You need one. C’mon, you know you do:

The smart Bomo which tends the baby at the vicinity of the mother gives pleasure and comfort to the baby, and gives the tired young mother and father a moment of leisurely time to enjoy a cup of coffee.

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Bomo has function of cradle, of automatically swing, of automatically maneuvering, and of manual maneuvering. [sic on all those functions.] But wait, it’s not just for parents, and it’s not just for baby:

The young baby can ride it on the Automatically maneuvering mode, and for the more active older brothers or sisters, it has the function of manual maneuvering mode, which uses the accelerator pedal, and steering wheel like a real car. And even in case when the car is going to bump into an obstacle due to the clumsy driving, it automatically stops and backs up. Thus, it never bumps into the obstacles, both in automatic mode and manual mode.

Great family fun!   Bumper Bomos, anyone?

$500 each (not sure what currency, but I’m thinking USD), in lots of 100, wholesale.

Via: Chip Chicklets, who are all gung-ho